40 Inappropriate
(but amusing)
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40. Cheat on your girlfriend, not on your workout (Reebok)

39. Tastes like Grandma, homemade jam.

38. We get you off (Ticket Bust).

37. If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face (Carls Jr.).

36. Drink Barq’s, it’s good.

35. Come on our girls! (Fifa 2015).

34. Open your snack hole (McDonald's).

33. Big brown blow-out (Mr Roof).

32. As good as it looks (Felix Cat food).

31. For people who spit blood when they brush their teeth (Corsodyl).

30. Chuck a sickie (Virgin Blue).

29. You are what you drink (Diet Coke).

28. Make 7 Up yours.

27. Budget Burials, cheaper and deeper.

26. Slip into a nice coma for a few hours (Nyquil).

25. Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

24. We’re not really an agency we’re a cult (Undisclosed).

23. Put it on your hand until it dries, then peel it off (Elmers).

22. Buy before you die (Norway Post)

21. Family Dental – we do our business in your mouth.

20. Building better kids, one punch at a time (MKG martial Arts).

19. O'Brien flooring, we lay anything.

18. Why fool around with anyone else? (Fed Ex).

17. I shoot people and pets (Ninas Photography).

16. Imagine more snacks than you can imagine (AM PM food). 

15. Your mouth is round for a reason (Quick Trip).

14. For a fast erection – call High-Rise scaffolding.

13. Putting the D in bread (M&S).

12. Sister-2-sister cleaning – the anal cleaning ladies.

11. Our meat belongs in your mouth (The Corner Butcher Shop).

10. Put a little south on your mouth (Dickies BBQ Pit).

09. Slingin’ the cream (Ice Cream Man).

08. Sitting on peoples face since 2001 (Sunglass Shack).

07. Skin good enough to eat (Ella Bache).

06. More Doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette.

05. It's not for women (Dr Peppers).

04. Everyone loves the D (Mr Delivery).

03. Helping bury animals (RSPCA store in Bury, Gtr Manchester).

02. Squeeze more out (Hellman's Mayo).

01. The more you play with it, the harder it gets (Sega).

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