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The Top 40!

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40. Cheat on your girlfriend, not on your workout.

39. Tastes like Grandma, homemade jam.

38. Come on our girls! Fifa 2015.

37. If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

36. Drink Barq’s, it’s good.

35. Answerably ever for moment.

34. Open your snack hole.

33. Big brown blow-out.

32. As good as it looks – Cat food.

31. For people who split blood when they brush their teeth.

30. Virgin Blue – Chuck a sickie.

29. Diet coke – you are what you drink.

28. Make 7 up yours.

27. Budget Burials, cheaper and deeper.

26. Nyquil slip into a nice coma for a few hours.

25. Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

24. We’re not really an agency we’re a cult.

23. Put it on your hand until it dries, then peel it off – Elmers.

22. Buy before you die.

21. Family Dental – we do our business in your mouth.

The Top 20!

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20. MKG – Building better kids, one punch at a time.

19. O’brien flooring, we lay anything.

18. Why fool around with anyone else?

17. Ninas Photography – I shoot people and pets.

16. Imagine more snacks than you can imagine.

15. Your mouth is round for a reason.

14. For a fast erection – call High-Rise scaffolding.

13. Putting the D in bread – M&S.

12. Sister-2-sister cleaning – the anal cleaning ladies.

11. Our meat belongs in your mouth – Corner Butcher Shop.

10. Put a little south on your mouth.

09. Ice Cream – Slingin’ the cream.

08. Sunglass Shack – Sitting on peoples face since 2001.

07. Ella Bache – Skin good enough to eat.

06. More Doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette.

05. Back Door guests are always best.

04. Everyone loves the D, Mr Delivery.

03. RSPCA, Helping Bury animals.

02. Hellmans, squeeze more out.

01. The more you play with it, the harder it gets - Sega.


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40 Really Really
Bad Advertising
Slogans, Kind Of
Like This Title